Pillow Book

1. What time is it? 11:12 pm
2. Full Name? Irish Geisha
3. What are you most afraid of? microscopic protozoa
4. What is your occupation? Assistant- Comercial Art Gallery
5. Have you ever seen a ghost? I may or may not have seen a ghost
6. Where were you born? Birmingham, Alabama
7. Ever been to Alaska? No
8. Ever been toilet papering? No
9. Croutons or Bacon bits? Both if they are not on my salad
10. Favorite day of the week? Saturday
11. Favorite restaurant? GIUSEPPE'S ITALIAN CAFÉ
13. Favorite sport to watch? Underwater basket weaving
14. Favorite Drink? Lemonaid with Bourbon
15. Favorite Ice cream? homemade vanilla
6. Disney or Warner Brothers? animation is dead to me
17. Favorite fast food restaurant? chick-fil-a
18. What color is your bedroom carpet? I don't remember what it looks like without all the clothes.
19. How many times have you failed your Driver's test? Believe it or not I passed on the first go.
20. Before this one, from whom did you receive your last email? MySpace Friend Request from AgesApart
21. What do you do most often when you are bored? Answer Meaningless Questionnaires
22. Bedtime? Tivo keeps me up.
23. Who will respond to this email the quickest? not applicable
24. Who is the person you sent this to who is least likely to respond? see answer #23
25. Who is the person whom you are most curious to see their responses? refer to previous answer
26. Favorite TV show? Gilmore Girls. No, House. No definately Gilmore Girls. Blast that damned tivo!
27. Ford or Chevy? My first car was a metalic blue 1979 Monte Carlo with a V8. Move over Speed Racer.
28. What are you listening to right now? The Rascal is watching Extras. On tivo.
29. What are your favorite colors? Yawn! Next Question.
30. How many tattoos do you have? Boring! Next Question
31. Do you have any pets? 1 cat 40 fish and 1 brand new puppy
32. Which came first the chicken or the egg? Seriously? NEXT QUESTION!
33. What would you like to accomplish before you die? I hope to visit my grandchildren in their home on the moon. I'll tell them stories of the olden days when space colonies were a pipe dream.

Posted by Irish Geisha at 09:57 PM | Permalink | Comments (3357)

1. What is your occupation/job? Wholesale Art Gallery Assistant

2. What color is your underwear? Leopard Print- Shut up!

3. What was the last thing you ate? O.R.E.O.

4. What color is your car or truck? Pearl White- that means it sparkles when it's clean.

5. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Periwinkle

6. How is the weather right now? I believe the correct term is-Shit Hot.

7. Last person you spoke to on the phone? Katherine Adams- artist.

8. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Like a sister. An annoying little sister.

9. Would you say no and send this back to her/him? If I didn't like her I'd say so.

10. How old are you today? 29.37597

11. Favorite drink? Vodka Tonic

12. Have you ever dyed your hair? Yes

13. Do you wear contact's or glasses? No but that may change soon.

14. Pets? One Fat Cat

15. Favorite month? October

16. Favorite food? Simple Sugars

17. Last movie watched? The Producers

18. Favorite day of the year? Angelbaby's Birthday

19. What do you do to vent anger? Bitch

20. What was your favorite toy as a child? Raggedy Ann- I've had her since my 1st birthday.

21. Fall or Spring? Yes.

22. Hugs or kisses? Yes.

23. Cherry or Blueberry? Cherry. And whipped cream. And nuts.

24. Do you want your friends to email you back? Only as needed.

25. Who is most likely to respond? That's an option?

26. Who is least likely to respond? I'm opting not to send the email in a preemptive resistance to the nonresponder.

27. Living arrangements? Apartment...

28. When was the last time you cried? They were out of my favorite donuts at the store today.

29. What is on the floor of your closet? I don't remember seeing a floor in there.

30. Who is the friend you have had the longest? Victoria

31. What did you do last night? My masterbation habits are none of your business! Pervert!

32. Your worst day ever? Moving out of my ex's house on my birthday.

33. Your best day ever? May 21, 2005

34. What are you afraid of? Social Interaction without intoxication.

35. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers? Spicy burger?!? What menu is that on? I like my burger on white bread-ghetto style. Or maybe I'll go for cheese. Or spicy. THE PRESSURE!

36. What is your Dream car? Jeep Wrangler. Minus the pimp.

37. Favorite dog breed? Small Munsterlander.

38. Number of keys on your key ring? 11

39. How many years at your current job? 1.66543156 years

40. Favorite day of the week? Saturday. The no obligation day.

41. How many states have you lived in? 1

42. How many States have you been in? 5

43. Where was your last vacation? Panama City Beach, FL

44. What is your favorite Hobby? Sewing.

45. What is your favorite flower? Cala Lily

46. Who sent this to you? My former AX¶ sister.

Posted by Irish Geisha at 06:24 PM | Permalink

I was tagged by HD for this meme.

Introducing- Six Things About Me, Irish Geisha.

1. When I was a teenager I was convinced that I would die by a lightning strike. It wasn’t a fear so much as a premonition. Save your comments, I’m over it.

2. I like day old salad. Not week old salad-gross! Day old salad, when it’s been soaking in dressing overnight in the fridge and the lettuce is just barely crunchy.

3. My first boyfriends were a pair of twins that lived a few houses down the street when I was 6 years old. I don’t remember their names but I do remember them hiding my Barbie clothes, breaking all my crayons, and oh, yea- we got in big trouble for making super-hero capes out of blankets and taking turns jumping off their dresser on to the bed yelling “Hey motherfucker I’m Superman!”

4. I have never, ever, been so desperate for a shag that I looked over at my partner and said stop the car let’s hop in the back seat and have a go. Yep, that’s right I have never had sex in a car. No, Really. I haven’t.

5. When asked, I always claim to hate dogs. But I really don’t hate all dogs; just the ones that drool. And the ones that choose to lick me in lieu of a handshake. My parents’ dog insists on licking my hands, there by turning me into a compulsive hand washer when I visit. Quite frankly I wish she’d just settle for sniffing my butt.

6. I believe Republican Men make the best lovers, but don’t take my word for it- read this.

Posted by Irish Geisha at 10:48 PM | Permalink

You Are a Boston Creme Donut

You have a tough exterior. No one wants to mess with you. But on the inside, you're a total pushover and completely soft. You're a traditionalist, and you don't change easily. You're likely to eat the same doughnut every morning, and pout if it's sold out.

Posted by Irish Geisha at 10:02 PM | Permalink

UPDATE:
Screw those bastards at gone2thedogs.com for what ever reason- the link that they gave me doesn't work anymore. Anyway they say I am a Small Munsterlander. because I'm cute and lovable and I tend to point things out when I notice them.

Posted by Irish Geisha at 08:30 PM | Permalink