He hasn't even asked me to marry him and he's already planning our divorce.
I don't remember what the Rascal said that made me turn my back to him in bed last night but he promptly replied to my jester with:
"Great! You're giving me the butt now? I'm going to use that in our divorce. 'Judge, she gave me the butt!' "
Then he snickered as if congradulating himself on his unmatched wit.