Life Lessons
I keep a working list of things I would like Angelbaby to learn from me before I send her off into the world. Topping the list are skills such as cooking a complete meal, sewing a button, and playing a musical instrument.
Until recently, teaching my child how to deliver a oneliner never even made the list. But on the drive home from school a few days ago, my Angelbaby told a joke that left me wondering- how does one teach "funny" to a 7yr old. And now I am considering bumping knock-knock jokes up to the top 10, just after the lesson on diverting attention from your head on a bad hair day.
"Knock, Knock."
*silence...*
"Knock, KNOCK MOMMY!"
"Who's there?"
"Knock, Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Knock, Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Hot dog."
"Hot dog who?"
"Does anybody want the other half of my hotdog?" *giggle, giggle*
*sigh of despair*