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August 31, 2006

www.barehandsgallery.com

August 26, 2006

Test II

Just testing my calendar.

August 22, 2006

I highly don't recommend ortho tri-cyclen lo.

I'm just saying. The other day on the news they mentioned that some murderer, who was male, may have been influenced by the female hormones he was taking.

Now, ordinarily I would have scoffed at such an idea. I mean really! The nerve of them -associating female hormones with psychotic behavior. All in front of the general public as if it were a fact to be told.

I don't pretend to know what makes a human kill another human. However, after having taken ortho tri-cyclen lo for a year I owe, I just may have a clue as to how the alleged killer lost his mind in the first place. And that's all I have to say about that.

August 18, 2006

Shamless plug for a good friend.

Introducing:
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August 16, 2006

Just how white I really am.

For those of you who aren't up on the current interracial slang, I would like to enlighten you with a term I learned a couple of years ago. Grey Squirl. A "Grey Squirl" is a white chick that dates only black/african-american men.

I learned this information from just such a white chick and I was eager to put my new terminology to good use. I'm down like that. I mean I did attend Birmingham City Schools. Where whity-white girls like me were the minority. One could easily assume that I should be in the know when it comes to grey squirls. Sadly, 12 years of city school did nothing to change the fact that I am in fact- white. Whity-white. And so, everytime I tried my new phrase I kept saying Brown Squirl. And even when I would get it right, I would correct myself and say "No, it's brown squirl isn't it." Now, I don't even try. I just giggle when I see the eyes roll. Because well, it's funny.

Anyway, my number one reader is a lady I call- Brown Squirl. The week before last, Tori had her baby and when I went to the hospital for a visit, Brown Squirl was there. She started bitching at me because I don't post regularly and I mentioned meeting up with some other bloggers. I had answers ready for any number of questions. Like: Yes HD's t-shirt was lewd; No, I had no idea who Matt was; I do in fact want to be Sarah when I grow up; Skillzy really is that cool; it's true,Wade really did make the entire table laugh with one word; etc. etc. etc.

But Brown Squirl had one question on her mind. "So what does Dre look like?"

From the cut of his hair to the shine of his shoes, Brown Squirl probably left the hospital feeling like she met him herself. You're welcome Dre.

And I never even got to tell her about the crooked looks I got for following a couple male bloggers to the Fox and the Hound to have a bite to eat. Someone even asked if I was going to tell the Rascal. Are you kidding me? There was good food, beer, and arguments about war.- He lives for that shit. And so does a white girl named Irish.