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July 31, 2006

Day Three.

I heard from the Rascal today. He had been out to the bars and he had to call me to let me know that at 6'4" he is the biggest man in Bremen.

Not that size matters...Ahem. Like I was saying, I told him about snooping for porn and he directed me to the box of 1971 Playboy Magazines in our living room bookcase. "That's it" he said. And I believe him. Because I looked. Furthermore he said if I could talk Pretty Helmet into sending him some free porn, he would gladly hide the porn from me.

I'm not sure what to think about that, but I do know that the cost of an international cell phone to cell phone connection is astronomical. In other words, we just spent a small fortune on a conversation about porn. I miss him.

July 30, 2006

Day Two.

Day two of the aloneness was rather boring. Since I only just read Pretty Helmet's comment about searching for porn, the search will have to begin tomorrow. Today I cleaned. Our house has been a wreck since I moved in and I broke down and cleaned all day. And I'm still not finished. It was that bad.

I did take one break to visit Tori. She found some stripper boots that she had borrowed from me a couple of years ago for Halloween. Neither of us are very promt about returning items we've borrowed over the years. As I left I realized that today was the last time I would see her before the baby comes. The doctors are going to induce labor Tuesday if she hasn't alrealy begun by then.

Today was productive. But tomorrow-the porn hunt is on.

July 29, 2006

Home Alone

For the first time in years, I am home alone. No Angelbaby. No Rascal. Just Irish, all by her self. Angelbaby is spending the week with her father. The Rascal is in Germany. Originally he was bound for Russia a couple weeks ago but when those plans fell through, Germany became the new destination.

Thursday, the Rascal called one last time from the airport. He could tell I was a little sad and attempted to console me by saying "think of it this way, you have a whole week to enjoy by yourself AND you can search through all my stuff." While the thought did make me laugh, when you get down to it, going through others people's personal belongings isn't much fun unless they are there with you. It just doesn't feel the same to find imbarrasing tidbits unless the owner is standing by waiting to flash the look of horror at you for finding that secret photo they thought was long gone. Or the letter they wrote but never sent. Yes, I will save the prowling until he returns.

So Thursday evening I spent preparing Angelbaby's things for her week away. And Friday I was free. Someone came by the galley promoting her art show at Sloss Furnaces. A co-worker and I decided to go together since I had no other obligations. The show was great. Iron sculpture by "at risk" teens. If you like that sort of thing, and you are in Birmingham you should check them out at the upcoming Artwalk.

Now it's Saturday. First things first. In celebration of my alone time I woke up this morning, turned on MTV espanol, and danced the Flamenco naked all around the house. Just because I can. Then I took a leisurely shower, got dressed, and went shopping. I couldn't remember what it was like to try on clothes without Angelbaby in the dressing room heckling me,"mommy, are you really going to wear that?"

I came home and promptly took a two hour afternoon nap. Then I got up, turn on tivo and had a bowl of Cheerios for dinner. It feels unnatural to be the master of my own schedule. Like the commercial says "having kids changes everything." But don't get me wrong, I am definately going to enjoy myself.

July 20, 2006

Time Management

Lately I have been having time management problems. At work, I have two bosses with completely different agendas. At home I have a daughter and a boyfriend with varying agendas. It can get a little overwhelming sometimes. And PMS on top of that-forget about it!

But today I was really grateful that my life was not as complicated as Tori’s life is about to get. Of my 15 friends and acquaintances that are pregnant, it seems that Tori will be the first to deliver. Even though their trip to the hospital today was a false alarm the doctor told them it could be any day now. A little unexpected I’d say since she isn’t due for another 2 weeks. Although I am totally excited for her and NHP, I am proud to say that baby fever has not hit me this go round.