Another 6 Things...
I was tagged by HD for this meme.
Introducing- Six Things About Me, Irish Geisha.
1. When I was a teenager I was convinced that I would die by a lightning strike. It wasn’t a fear so much as a premonition. Save your comments, I’m over it.
2. I like day old salad. Not week old salad-gross! Day old salad, when it’s been soaking in dressing overnight in the fridge and the lettuce is just barely crunchy.
3. My first boyfriends were a pair of twins that lived a few houses down the street when I was 6 years old. I don’t remember their names but I do remember them hiding my Barbie clothes, breaking all my crayons, and oh, yea- we got in big trouble for making super-hero capes out of blankets and taking turns jumping off their dresser on to the bed yelling “Hey motherfucker I’m Superman!”
4. I have never, ever, been so desperate for a shag that I looked over at my partner and said stop the car let’s hop in the back seat and have a go. Yep, that’s right I have never had sex in a car. No, Really. I haven’t.
5. When asked, I always claim to hate dogs. But I really don’t hate all dogs; just the ones that drool. And the ones that choose to lick me in lieu of a handshake. My parents’ dog insists on licking my hands, there by turning me into a compulsive hand washer when I visit. Quite frankly I wish she’d just settle for sniffing my butt.
6. I believe Republican Men make the best lovers, but don’t take my word for it- read this.