Have a Day.
Have you ever seen one of those coffee mugs with a smiley face on it, only the face isn't smiling and the caption says, "Have a Day.”?
I am having a day. One of those days where I look at my life as a whole and say "What the fuck just happened?" As in, what the fuck just happened in the past 29 years that got me to this point right here. Then I look at Angelbaby and think how the hell did that gigantic cranium escape from my body? In fact I stopped just short of saying “This is not my beautiful wife!” Whilst pondering the matter I was continually on the verge of tears until I came to the conclusion that I will deem this month, March 2006, NATIONAL IRISH DROPPED THE BALL MONTH. This made me laugh. Upon further contemplation I believe to celebrate properly, everyone should drink daily instead of the traditional lushing that only happens March 17.
Yes, having a day indeed.