Shiny Happy People
A coworker came in to work the other day with a really short hair cut after having grown his hair nearly down to his shoulders. Our receptionist berated him saying "WHY? Why would you do that?" I felt bad for him. I mean the kid is 26 and almost completely bald on top and now he has to take shit from a twinkie receptionist. So I say to him "Dude, I don't think Cupcake likes your new hair but I think it looks alright." "Yea, I usually keep it short I've just been lazy about getting it cut. What hair I have left anyway. There's not much left." Being the meddling nosey ass that I am, I had to ask "Does that bother you?" "Naw, Dude. My dad is bald as shit and my older brother is bald as shit to, I knew I would loose my hair so no need in even worrying about it." "That's a good attitude to have" I told him " I'd rather my boyfriend loose every hair on his head than grow his hair long."
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him. -Mae West