Can you say vasectomy?
I am surrounded by pregnant women!
I got a phone call tonight from Bunny. Bunny was the girl in high school that wasn't popular but knew everyone. 10 years later she still makes it her business to keep up with everyone from high school. I haven't seen her since last January when I paid her a visit in the maternity ward, she had given birth to her 4th child.
I thought tonight's call would be about catching up. I haven't spoken to her since right before the class reunion that I didn't go to. Right after she finished telling me about Ruben Studdard showing up she hits me with "Are you going to visit me in the hospital?" Me without a clue "What are you going into the hospital for?" Then she dropped da bomb "To have this baby." BABY NUMBER 5. And they all have the same baby daddy.
I just laughed at her. "I thought by now you would have figured out what causes that." "Yea, I know" she said, "He's getting snipped."